Happy 29th Birthday to Natalie, my lifelong partner in crime. You may have outgrown me years ago, be married, and have 3 children, but you'll always be my little sister who thinks breaking her gum into little pieces gives you more than me, and says, "callapitters and mazagines." (Dang it, now I can't say it right either.) I forgive you for moving to Utah, but only because I think your kids are cute. Now please be sensible and come home so we can go shopping.
Love, the Big Sisty Ugler