Actual conversation at the grocery store:
Pregnant Clerk: (holding up large red and green fruit) Ooh, what is this one called?
Me: That's a mango.
Pregnant Clerk: I've never tried one of those. You're really adventurous!
Me- blank stare back
Pregnant Clerk: Ooh, green peppers! I just tried my first one a few days ago.
Me: Your first green pepper?
PregnantClerk: Yeah, it wasn't what I thought at all. It wasn't spicy like I thought. And it was real crunchy.
Me: Wow. That's crazy.
Pregnant Clerk: Yeah, some people even put green peppers on their pizza. I bet you're one of those people who tries everything, aren't you?
Me: That's not a green pepper, those are granny smith apples.
Pregnant Clerk: Oh, I know, but they're green like peppers. I don't eat green.
I fear for the unborn.
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