Today was another great day out with my "Little" from the Big Brothers Big Sisters program. We had a great time together as always. On our way home we were singing along to a CD. And as she likes to do, she kept hitting repeat and playing her favorite song over and over. When she does this we joke around that there is a ghost in the car that is controlling the CD player.
Also, you'll need to know that today she was wearing a little toy tiara or crown that she made a few months ago.
Me (right after "the ghost" had hit repeat again): Hmm... funny how the ghost is only in the car when you are...
Little: Yep, funny how that happens. Maybe the ghost lives in the test!cles of my crown?
Me (busting up laughing): WHAT?!?!?!
Little: I think the ghost must live in the little white test!cles on my crown.
Me: Honey, I think you mean tentacles, not test!cles.
(while seriously wondering about crowns have tentacles, as well as test!cles)
Little: What's the difference?
Me (thinking giving this answer would possibly get me out of giving the answer): Tentacles are like the long arms of an octopus or squid.
Little: Oh. (pause) So then what are test!cles?
Me (feeling very certain this is so not my job to answer): Um, well, they are a part of a boy's pen!s.
Little: WHAT?? THEIR WHAT??? They have tentacles on their WHAT?
Me: Yeah, I think you mean tentacles. But that's still not right, let's say spokes or spires instead.
long silent pause
Little: Are you sure it isn't test!cles?
Me: Trust me, I'm sure.
Recently, I've been picking up work as a background extra on various projects. In the past month or so I've worked on 3 different m...
Keep Reading! Popular Posts from this Blog.
Here goes nothing! The truth about my hair! The truth is I have very wavy, almost curly, thick, and hard to manage hair. I have to sp...
The following was going to run on a different website. At the last minute it was determined that it was too raw and too edgy for that s...
I just spent 3 days in Reno visiting my sister and her family. We had a lot of fun from skate parks to shopping to nudist colonies to dinosa...