Today's CNN column on dating cracked me up. Let's review it together, shall we?
1. Pets- they say 1 is good, 2 is borderline, 3 is crazy. Um, I have 1 cat, 1 kitten, and I'm giving a lot of thought to getting a puppy soon. Strike 1 against me apparently.
2. Toys- apparently you are cute if you hold on to one childhood toy, crazy if you have multiples. I have one teddy bear I was given at birth, and a stuffed Snoopy. Neither one are visible to the public. I say the fact that they live in secret, and I never named the bear, makes me not crazy. So only Strike 2 against me.
3. Opening yourself to your date's hobbies- Going to a game with them is okay. Painting your face for the game is not. I've picked up some of my favorite hobbies this way. I say I fall into the cute category. No strikes.
4. Caregiving- its cute to bring soup over, bad to clean their refrigerator. I can safely say I have never violated this one.
5. Background research- apparently it makes you crazy to stalk and google your date. I'm screwed. Strike 3.
Well, at least we know now why I'm not married.
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