Let's have a little fun with the highs and lows of the past week-
Best of the best- it isn't 2010 anymore. That sucker is long gone, never to return.
Most surreal moment- a flaming gay man with a lisp dressed as a Johnny Cash cowboy, tapping me on the shoulder in the mall and saying, "This shampoo would be great for your hair. It's colored. I know, I'm a professional." While I was shopping for wallets.
Funniest moment- Holding my cooked, whole lobster, I opened the bathroom door that I knew my little sister was standing behind. I slowly inched the lobster up next to her. She turned, she saw it face to face, and she screamed. A lot. Priceless.
Most cathartic- writing a 7pp character statement about my vile ex-boss. Getting to legally and officially put everything in writing about all of her horrible acts felt really good. Knowing she may finally have to pay for her crimes, felt even better.
Low moment- my dog is sick again. This will be our 5th trip to the vet in two months.