|My dog and her decapitated, dismembered favorite toy.|
I don't mean to be an alarmist, but there's something going around. And both the humans and the dogs are getting it.
Yesterday my dog got sick. She has issues (most of which stem from her bad choices of knocking over the trash can and eating anything she finds in it every time I leave the house). She's sneezing and coughing, and has watery eyes. Today she gets to go to the vet.
Yesterday my human BFF also got sick. She went to the doctor too. And then she sent me hilarious emails and text messages after she took cough syrup with codeine. She's never had codeine before. I'm looking forward to her finding the text messages later and seeing what she said. Mostly she said she didn't think the codeine was working. But then she mentioned Asian strippers, and posted something on Facebook about her butt cheeks. I think it was working.
Today I woke up sick. Nasty, gross head cold sick. Those past three weeks where I didn't feel like this were really enjoyable. After the dog goes to the vet, I get to go to the doctor too.
You've been warned. There's something going around.