You (literally) Heard It Here First!
It is okay, you can admit it. You miss the sound of my voice. And you are dying to know what my book is really about, and which characters are loosely based on which famous celebrities, and what dessert Heidi is craving. And if you are hoping to take me out on a date sometime soon, pay special attention to what Heidi is craving, because she's not alone in that.