The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper

I know you are thinking I've posted a picture of a strange looking tennis racquet.
But oh no! That is not a tennis racquet!
That, my friends, is a handheld, electric, bug zapper.
Yes, an electrified fly swatter.
And I just bought one.
And I can't wait to take it to girls camp, where I will do my best to only use it on bugs, and not teenage girls that bug me.
You know you want one. (You can get it here on Amazon.)

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